Cassiopeia: I was just wondering if you have stretchmarks?
Firefly: I’m three weeks overdue and I’m the size of a house, of course I have stretchmarks!
Firefly: I have a hospital appointment, so you’ll have to excuse me. Hopefully they’ll be able to coax this thing out of me.
Cassiopeia: I can help you with that!
Firefly: What do you mean?
Cassiopeia: Come with me!
Cassiopeia: Hey, did you get stretchmarks?
Lavender: Cassi, its 2AM.
Cassiopeia: I didn’t ask for the time.
Lavender: Yes, I got stretchmarks, why?!
Cassiopeia: Just wondering. What about Creme?
Lavender: I don’t know, she didn’t get any when she was pregnant with Parsley, maybe she does now. Why don’t you ring and ask her?
Cassiopeia: What a great idea!
Lavender: Wait, Cassi, don’t actually ring h….
Cassiopeia: Hey, do yo have stretchmarks?
Creme: Cassi, it’s 2AM!
Cassiopeia: I know, why does everyone keep telling me the time?!
Creme: What do you want?
Cassiopeia: I’m trying to work out what the likelihood is of me getting stretchmarks if i have a baby.
Creme: Couldn’t you just search it on the internet?
Cassiopeia: Good idea!
Cassiopeia: Can I ask you guys something?
Amethyst: What’s up?
Cassiopeia: Does everyone get stretch marks?
Amethyst: No, why?
Blizzard: Are you pregnant?!
Cassiopeia: Oh, god no.
I would put this in “read more” if I wasn’t on my phone…
I’m so freaking clucky!
I would love nothing more than to be pregnant again, right now. Damn my stupid, sensible husband. Why can’t we just win the lotto so we can afford to have another baby now?! Argh, if anyone needs me I’ll be in the corner, clucking like the big ol’ brooding hen that I am.
Catarina Cole | The Innocent
Catarina, or Cat, as she prefers is for ctrlshiftc's Asylum Challenge!
Cat person | Excitable | Childish | Good | Insane
Fairy Tale Finder
Pancakes | Kids | Pink
Catarina has no siblings, and as a child she desperately wanted a kitten for companionship. Due to her mother’s allergies, Catarina was deprived of the kitten she desperately dreamed of and to fill the void, this twenty-something has pretended to be a kitten herself for more years than you can count on two paws!
Catarina’s download is currently private, but I will put her up for public download when the challenge is over.
I’ve decided to make Catarina’s download public, she nas no TOU, do as you wish with her, she is merely pixels after all! I would love to be tagged if you use her so I can see what she’s up to, but it’s not a big deal! Enjoy :)
Hi, I’m Sugarplum Slice! I like piña colada’s and getting caught in the rain!
Charismatic | Excitable | Flirty | Friendly | Irresistible
This lovely lady was made for alilsimblr's Very Berry Bachelor Challenge which she unfortunately did not win, so as promised, here is her download! She has no TOU, do as you wish with her, she is merely pixels after all! I would love to be tagged if you use her though, so I can see what she’s up to :)
Moon: I’ll go through with all of that, if you have a baby too.
Cassiopeia: Oh, no no no. Not going to happen.
Moon: Why not?
Cassiopeia: Double the tantrums, double the mess, double the chaos! No way!
Moon: Double the fun! Your parents had three at once, two will be no trouble! I’ll even change all the diapers and do all the night feeds…
Cassiopeia: Hmm, I’ll think about it.
Moon: How does it work exactly?
Cassiopeia: Far too science-y for you to understand.
Moon: I really think you should tell me how it gets out before I agree to anything…
Cassiopeia: Well, you either give birth to it, or it’s extracted from your abdominal cavity.
Moon: I don’t know about this…
Cassiopeia: You’re the one who was so hell bent on babies, take it or leave it.
Moon: What about a compromise?
Cassiopeia: I’m listening…
Moon: But Cassi, that’s not possible…
Cassiopeia: My dad was pregnant with me!
Moon: Yeah, but he was abducted by…. aliens… oh.
Moon: How does it, you know, come out?
Cassiopeia: It’s better if you don’t know.
Taken mere seconds before Toffee tackled me and smothered me in puppy kisses! It’s been a crappy few weeks for me with my dysthymia, but I’m starting to feel more like myself again. Hopefully I’ll be back in a few days, no promises though, I have heaps of uni commitments coming up too. Thanks for sticking around, I love every single one of you. xox.
No grad program for me.
I knew I screwed up the interview, so I’m not surprised. I don’t do well in those kinds of situations… It’s still a blow I didn’t really need today though -.-
“You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it."
- Robin Williams [July 29th 1951 - August 11th 2014]
Cassiopeia: So, I’ve been thinking…
Moon: Sounds dangerous…
Cassiopeia: I’m going to pretend i didn’t hear that… Anyway, I’ve been thinking about the whole baby thing…
Cassiopeia: Yeah, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad… On a couple of conditions…
Moon: What are the conditions?
Cassiopeia: I’m not changing poopy nappies and…
Moon: And what?
Cassiopeia: You’re the one that’s gonna get the stretch marks.
Moon: Wait, what?!
Cassiopeia: Did you forget your pill or something?
Creme: No! I wanted them close together!
Cassiopeia: Just think of all those dirty diapers!
Creme: Oh Cassi, it’s really not all that bad!
Cassiopeia: I don’t intend on finding that out.
Creme: Wanna feel?
Cassiopeia: Not really…
Creme: But it’s kicking…
Cassiopeia: Okay, fine.
Cassiopeia: Hey, that’s pretty cool.